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Translate Jargon Into Simple Words Instantly—No PhD Required

Retardify cuts through corporate buzzwords, academic gibberish, and bureaucratic nonsense to give you clear, human language anyone can understand. Stop pretending you understand—start actually understanding.

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Simplify Anything with AI

Powerful Features for Every Need

Everything you need to simplify complex documents into plain English, all in one place.

Corporate Doublespeak Destroyer

Transforms meaningless business jargon like 'synergize cross-functional deliverables' into plain English. Perfect for surviving meetings, emails, and pointless memos without losing your mind.

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Academic Nonsense Translator

Decodes pretentious academic writing and research papers into language normal humans actually speak. Understand complex ideas without wading through unnecessary complexity and intellectual posturing.

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Legal & Bureaucratic Simplifier

Breaks down convoluted legal documents, government forms, and policy documents into straightforward terms. Know exactly what you're signing or agreeing to without hiring a lawyer.

Real-Time Jargon Detection

Automatically identifies and flags overcomplicated language, buzzwords, and unnecessarily complex terms. Get instant clarity on any text you paste, no matter how pretentious the source.

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Context-Aware Translations

Understands industry-specific terminology and provides accurate simplifications that preserve the original meaning. You get clarity without losing important nuances or technical accuracy when it matters.

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Copy & Share Simplified Text

Instantly copy cleaned-up versions for emails, reports, or sharing with colleagues. Help everyone on your team understand what's actually being said without the pretentious wrapper.

Why Choose Retardify?

Join thousands of professionals who trust us to simplify their documents.

1

Save Hours of Confusion Every Week

Stop re-reading emails and documents trying to decode what people actually mean. Get instant clarity and move on with your day.

2

Make Better Decisions With Real Information

When you understand what's actually being communicated, you can make informed choices instead of guessing or nodding along pretending to comprehend.

3

Communicate Clearly With Your Own Team

Use simplified versions to explain complex concepts to colleagues, clients, or stakeholders who don't speak corporate or academic nonsense.

4

Stop Feeling Stupid—It's Not You, It's Them

That confusion you feel isn't because you're not smart enough. It's because people hide simple ideas behind complicated language. We fix that.

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Free Your Mind From Pretentious Garbage

Focus on actual substance instead of decoding linguistic gymnastics. Retardify does the translation work so you can think about what actually matters.

Simple, Transparent Pricing

Choose the plan that works best for you. All plans include our core features.

Free

$0/month

Perfect for trying out Retardify

  • 10 credits per month
  • All AI models
  • Email support
  • Basic features
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Pro

$10/month

For professionals and power users

  • 1,000 credits per month
  • All AI models
  • Priority support
  • Advanced features
  • Credits roll over

Annual

$100/year

Best value for serious users

  • 15,000 credits per year
  • All AI models
  • Priority support
  • Advanced features
  • Credits roll over
  • Save $20 per year

Need more credits? Check out our credit packs starting at $4.

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